My life story
My reaction when i meet a new guy: “Here is another dick-head, idiot, stupid human error, sure he is going to screw everything up as soon as he gets the opportunity, sure he is a motherfucker, a loser, he just needs some time to show me all those qualities“.
Two days later: “Holly shit, he is still hanging in there beein a nice guy. So I guess he needs more time then to prove what an ass he is“.
A week later: “Motherfucker trained loser, still hanging on but I won`t fall for this“.
Two weeks later, me thinking: “Give up, loser! I know what`s behind your rented shiny armor“
Meanwhile: my heart is starting to gain independence. She likes him a little bit an ask the brain for some credits. She thinks that he deserves a chance on us: brain, heart, body. I tell her to wait.
Two weeks later and A DAY: “The dick head lose the game and start acting like a dick“.
The same day, I`m getting the prize of beeing always right when it comes to men. He gets nothing cuz dick heads like him only get pity from girls like me. Die, idiot!
PS: don`t feel offended if you are a guy. Go out there and prove a women I`m wrong if you have the balls. If not, read again the story or go to bed 
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